uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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lawfulmilkhotel:

Aka Manto (Red Cape) is a Japanese urban legend about a malicious spirit who haunts public and school toilets, who will ask you if you want red paper or blue paper. In some version he will ask you if you want a red or blue cape. Often described as a beautiful man in life and hounded constantly by admirers, he now wears a mask to hide his face.

If you are sitting on the toilet (usually the last stall), a mysterious voice will ask you if you want red paper or blue paper. If you answer red paper, you will be sliced apart until your clothes are stained red. If you choose blue paper, you will be strangled until your face turns blue. Any attempt to outsmart Aka Manto by asking for a different color will result in you being dragged to the netherworld. The only correct answer is to say no paper.

Aka Manto is sometimes referred to as Aoi Manto (Blue Cape).

Sometimes the voice will ask you if you want a cape rather than paper. If you agree to red, the skin on your back is ripped off to resemble a red cape. If you ask for blue, all the blood is drained from your body.

One popular version of the story changes the choice from red paper to a red vest:

A police man and woman were called to a school after a student reported hearing a male voice in the girl’s bathroom. The police woman went to the bathroom while her male partner waited outside. When inside the stall a voice asked “Shall we put on the red vest?” The police man outside, who was listening at the door, heard his partner answer “Yes”. A sudden scream and loud thud followed. When the policeman opened the bathroom door, he found the police woman decapitated. Her blood had soaked into her vest, turning it red.

Another version of the story says that if you ask for yellow cloak, you have your head forced into the toilet you’ve just used.

ozzyosborntodie:

when someone hot says they like Pokemon

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laughterbynight:

thegeekmonkey:

actualhumandisaster:

awayy:

tank-commander:

underthevastblueseas:

Blackfish - Trailer

Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.

Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity. 

Holy shit. 

OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!

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yui-sempaii:

you cage my heart: get ready homestucks because im about to blow your minds

littleshopofhoruss:

arsenic—-katnep:

maelstromsage:

so i was thinking about the homestuck timeline and the most generally accepted timeline looks something like this :

now that time line would be cool and work great if the loops weren’t there. see, the problem i have with it is that no body has went back in time so i propose a new theory for a timeline based on what ive noticed.

here it is: 

i chose a spiral because as most of the homestuck fandom knows, homestuck is a game. ON A CD. and data on a cd is written in spirals. now let me add a scratch to this spiral.

like the scratch that happened to the disk in homestuck, the timeline did to.

now if i stretch that spiral out it will look something like this:

***NOTE THE BLANK SPOTS***
now that would be much longer but i do not want to stretch peoples tumblr page out more than i already am. BUT, ABOUT THOSE BLANK SPOTS. a lot of the trolls were complaining about missing memories and not remembering much from when they were young. as the trolls are characters from within the game, the data towards the beginning of their lives are more shotgunned and they have many more holes in their memory. 

now let me split this up into the 3 disks we know of: 

red line = end of disk 1
green line = end of disk 2
blue dots = possible places (times) john could be.

near the end of disk 2 john did a small amount of time travel. i think john could be in anyone of those memory holes, because no one remembers what happened there, therefore no one will know he is there. NOT EVEN THE NARRATOR. because these holes are part of the scratch they are see-able, but unreadable. much like listening to a scratched cd, you know something is there but you cant hear it. and the disk skips over that part. 

Also to add to this, the game started to glitch right as grimbark started to attack, like someone tried to fix the disk (or cartridge) and made it worse by, i dunno, craming candy and stuff into it?

the parts that were readable before are now are glitchy, hence the glitchy text.

john egbert isn’t missing, he’s just unreadable right now.

IM SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING TITS HOLY MOTHER FUCKING MACKEREL

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tardis-green:

thestraggletag:

Horror story.

Based on a true story

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for-the-love-of-the-words:

Expectation:

Reality:

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

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nhyworks:

“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”

“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!

“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”

“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”

“If more women started playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”

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aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

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